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The Oyster Smack

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The Oyster Smack Is This the Best Place to Stay in Burnham on Crouch (GB)?

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Just a few meters from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn offers an on-site bar, complimentary Wi-Fi, and free parking. With origins tracing back to the 1800s, it has gained a reputation for its exceptional cuisine.

The restaurant’s chef brings experience from working at Jamie Oliver’s inaugural restaurant and Gordon Ramsay’s renowned 3 Michelin Star establishment. The varied menu showcases Asian influences alongside classic British dishes, utilizing seasonal produce.

Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are uniquely styled, each featuring a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom stocked with complimentary toiletries. Additionally, tea and coffee-making facilities, complete with fresh milk, are available for guests.

The Southend coastline is only 25 miles away, and Chelmsford’s city center can be reached within a 40-minute drive. You can also reach the historic town of Colchester in under an hour by car.

Couples especially appreciate the location — they gave it a score of 8.9 for a getaway for two.

Room type
Number of guests
 
1 double bed
1 extra-large double bed
1 extra-large double bed
and
1 sofa bed
or
1 single bed
and
1 sofa bed
1 extra-large double bed
and
1 sofa bed

Facilities of The Oyster Smack
Great facilities! Review score, 8.7

Most popular facilities

  • Free parking

  • Non-smoking rooms

  • Restaurant

  • Free WiFi

  • Family rooms

  • Bar

Bathroom

  • Toilet paper

  • Towels

  • Bath or shower

  • Private bathroom

  • Toilet

  • Free toiletries

  • Hairdryer

  • Shower

Bedroom

  • Wardrobe or closet

Kitchen

  • Electric kettle

Room Amenities

  • Socket near the bed

Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.
Media & Technology

  • Flat-screen TV

  • TV

Food & Drink

  • Wine/champagne

    Additional charge

  • Kid meals

    Additional charge

  • Special diet menus (on request)

  • Breakfast in the room

  • Bar

Internet
WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.
Parking
Free private parking is possible on site (reservation is not needed).

  • Street parking

Safety & security

  • Fire extinguishers

  • CCTV outside property

  • CCTV in common areas

  • Smoke alarms

  • Security alarm

  • 24-hour security

General

  • Non-smoking throughout

  • Heating

  • Family rooms

  • Non-smoking rooms

Languages spoken

  • English

House rules
The Oyster Smack takes special requests – add in the next step!

Check-in
From 14:00 to 21:00
You'll need to let the property know in advance what time you'll arrive.

Check-out
From 09:00 to 11:00

Cancellation/ prepayment
Cancellation and prepayment policies vary according to accommodation type. Please enter the dates of your stay and check the conditions of your required option.

Children and beds

Child policies

Children of any age are welcome.

Children 18 years and above will be charged as adults at this property.

To see correct prices and occupancy information, please add the number of children in your group and their ages to your search.

Cot and extra bed policies

0 – 1 year
Extra bed upon request

£20 per child, per night

Cot upon request

£10 per child, per night

2+ years
Extra bed upon request

£20 per person, per night

Prices for cots and extra beds are not included in the total price, and will have to be paid for separately during your stay.

The number of extra beds and cots allowed is dependent on the option you choose. Please check your selected option for more information.

All cots and extra beds are subject to availability.

No age restriction
There is no age requirement for check-in

Pets
Pets are allowed on request. Charges may be applicable.

Accepted payment methods
American ExpressVisaMastercardMaestroCash

Important Details
Essential information for guests visiting this property

Kindly note that the Deluxe Double Room is pet-friendly, available upon request.

Please notify The Oyster Smack ahead of your anticipated arrival time. You may utilize the Special Requests box during your reservation, or reach out to the property directly using the contact information provided in your confirmation email.

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